Seeking Enlightenment — How My Cats Taught Me the Art of Zen

My cats have always known that they are divine. They seem to remember being worshiped in ancient Egypt once. They lounge, meditate, groom each other, and eat their favorite food, which they can change on a whim.

I love them to pieces. I obey them, and I adore them.

Then, one day, things changed, just like that. Wait! What? No, this is not possible.